Thursday, September 9, 2010

Retweeter of the Week - tiffaninichole



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1. Bella's Dirty Notebook
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 503 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 4-15-10 - Bella & Jasper

2. Random Awesomeness
Because every collection of drabbles needs a catchy name...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,659 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 9-4-10 - Published: 8-16-10

3. Him
A string of violent kidnappings leaves the sorority houses of UT shaken. Will the new safety precautions embraced by the Beta Delta Nu house be enough to keep Bella safe from harm?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-3-10 - Bella & Jasper - Complete

4. Dodgeball!
Bella & Jasper are enemies who are constantly pranking and insulting each other, determined to have the last laugh. With the championship looming and sexual tensions building, who will be the first to crumble?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,974 - Reviews: 520 - Updated: 8-31-10 - Published: 2-14-10 - Bella & Jasper

5. OPERATION: Breakup
It's easy to say that Jasper & Edward hate each other because it's an absolute truth. Despite their mutual disdain, they agree to combine forces for one purpose: to break up their best friends. Will they succeed? And where the hell is Jasper's wallet?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,529 - Reviews: 97 - Published: 8-11-10 - Jasper & Edward - Complete

6. Just My Luck
Alice is an international pop sensation, living out of a suitcase. Jasper is a bookworm, living with his best friends in the small town of Forks. Fate decides to intervene and bring the two together-they're about to meet in the oddest of ways. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,082 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 6-1-10 - Published: 3-23-10 - Alice & Jasper

7. This Summer
Won 2nd place in the Alt. Shipper Contest! As a spoiled heiress, Bella is a handful. Her parents, growing sick of her unappreciative attitude, decide to teach their daughter a lesson by sending her away for the summer to work on a little farm in Texas...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,004 - Reviews: 118 - Published: 5-22-10 - Bella & Jasper - Complete

8. Blind Dates
Bella's a homebody who wants to be left alone. Her friends set out to change that by convincing her into going on a blind date every Saturday, until she finds true love. She's about to find out just how shallow the dating pool really is...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,756 - Reviews: 281 - Updated: 4-25-10 - Published: 1-28-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete

9. I Suck At Summaries
Because making fun of 12-year-olds is fun...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 4-9-10 - Published: 2-23-10 - Bella & Edward

10. Three's Company
Won second place in the Public Lovin' Contest! Alice and Bella are a couple who know how to have a good time. One night while out on the town, Jasper catches their eyes & libidos. They decide to give him a night he'll never forget...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 4-1-10 - Bella & Alice - Complete

11. Dirty Movie
Bella & Jasper are best friends/roommates who are secretly in love with each other. What happens when Jasper kidnaps Edward? Bella puts a knife to Alice's throat to get her precious Eddie back, that's what! But where does a dirty movie come into play?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-12-10 - Bella & Jasper - Complete

12. Sex God Hair & Chocolate Orbs
Bella's hair is brown and her life is boring. Until she meets Edward, the school's most infamous smirker/panty-dropper. Will they fall in love and make smutty, sweaty lemonade? Of course! Read this o/s or you'll DIE! For realz!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 75 - Published: 2-20-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete

13. The Joys of Parenthood
It's Carlisle & Esme's anniversary and they wanna have sexy times... but alas, no one's available to babysit. Will the lovebirds still be able to have the passionate evening they had planned, or will the kiddos put a damper on their lovin?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-8-10 - Esme & Carlisle - Complete

14. The Motion in the Ocean
Won second place in The Littlest Peen Contest! Bella loves Edward. Edward loves Bella. But there's a LITTLE problem... Will Bella be able to look past Edward's SHORTcomings, all in the name of love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 2-8-10 - Published: 1-22-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete

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